Confucius' Confections

Would you believe me if I said I deleted my blog? I would because it's true younglings. There's a story behind it. Want to hear?


Once upon a time in a kingdom far, far, away a little girl wrote some not very nice things about a frog. This frog was pretty upset and try as the little girl might she couldn't get him to understand her. (Frogs can read but they can't understand human speech. It makes sense.) The little girl didn't know what else to do so she quietly drowned the frog in a bucket of bleach.



I read this story in a book somewhere as a kid. No, really. 



(Don't believe a word I say/type.)



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